Thursday, October 1, 2015

Sounds of the Seasons: Autumn Apocalypse!




Nostalgia is a powerful force, isn’t it? It has never failed to amaze me, how a sound or smell can transport you to another place and another time.  

I first discovered metal back when Napster was a thing. I’d look up songs from bands I’d heard of and browse through my brothers’ CD collections trying to find anything and everything that appealed to me. Songs that made the cut got burned onto a blank disc. By the time I stopped doing this, I had around twenty “mixed tapes,” put together willy-nilly with no rhyme or reason that probably only ever got listened to a few times before they were forgotten forever. 

All of them, that is, except one. 

To be fair, Metal Music Disc 4 didn’t survive in all its original glory. I’ve made some changes along the way. You’ll notice that a couple songs on the playlist weren’t even out in the early 2000s. But this particular playlist was born from some of my oldest, original favorite songs, from some of my oldest, original favorite bands, and it is tied to a particular period of time in my life: autumn. 


A great deal of the autumns of my youth were spent at our cabin (quite like a Finnish kesämökki) nearby Delburne, which was a 45 minute drive from town in the middle of nowhere. I’d pop a CD into my CD player and stare out the window to pass the time. When we’d get to the cabin, there wasn’t a lot to do but walk through the woods, and the CD player was my constant companion, and so were those songs. 

I’ve always loved autumn. I love the way the air starts to cool. I love the colors when the trees change. I love the birds migrating. I love the animals that come out to prepare for hibernation. I love the smell of approaching winter. It’s always been my favorite season. 

All of these songs, individually, have never brought me back to this specific place in time, but when they are gathered together in a playlist, I am instantly transported to the Hunting Hills and the Red Deer River valley. I can see the old tree forts we built in the forest, the beavers building their lodge, the deer grazing in the field, and the Vs of geese soaring overhead. It gives me a sense of inspiration and tranquility, like the world could end tomorrow and I would die at peace. 

Since technology has improved in the last 10 years or so, those tracks have turned into a playlist. Some tracks left, and new tracks have been added, but everything on The Delburne Playlist gives me a certain chill that is both energizing and peaceful when brought together. 

So without further adieu, here are some of my favorite songs from autumn, around 15 years ago, and their successors that joined them as the years went on:

The Delburne Playlist:
1.       Bruce Dickinson – Broken
2.       Bruce Dickinson – Wickerman
3.       Bruce Dickinson – Silver Wings
4.       Bruce Dickinson – Tears of the Dragon
5.       Iron Maiden – Fear of the Dark
6.       Fates Warning – In Trance (The Scorpions cover)
7.       Helloween – Mr. Torture
8.       Helloween – If I Could Fly
9.       Blind Guardian – Nightfall
10.   Blind Guardian – Thorn
11.   Blind Guardian – Born in a Mourning Hall
12.   Kamelot – Love You to Death
13.   Devin Townsend Project – Sky Blue
14. Machinae Supremacy – One Day in the Universe
15.   Type O Negative – Love You to Death
16.   Bruce Dickinson & Godspeed – Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (Black Sabbath cover)
17.   Bruce Dickinson – A Tyranny of Souls


Text/Photos: Amy Wiseman

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Modern Romance: Why "One Day in the Universe” is the Best Love Song of Today

Let me posit a question for you: Are love songs like rom-coms? Do you feel like a lot of romantic music is actually fairly creepy or totally unrealistic if you really listen to the lyrics? If you listen to a song like Unfaithful by Rihanna, do you get agitated because no one in that song is likeable?

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. In the late 90s, when I was still a romantically-challenged teenager, I listened to a lot of sappy pop music that "spoke to me." Don’t believe me? Here’s a couple of my favorite songs from then: Two in a Million by S Club 7, Back at One by Brian McKnight, and pretty much anything by the Backstreet Boys. All of the romantic pop spoke to me about romance and love and what the world was like. I ate it up. Of course, I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me!

Yeah, that's a lie. Looking back now, there’s not a single song that really told me what to expect from love. They were all fantasies. What young people hope love will be like – passionate, unending, dramatic… but it was never realistic. Was there ever really a moment in your teenage life when the story from the music connected to you on an actual, personal basis? I don’t know about you, but it never happened to me.

The fun story is, the whole reason I got into metal was because unrealistic romantic crap in pop music got so boring to me that I jumped on the first thing that offered some diversity – Iron Maiden, singing songs (The Flight of Icarus, anyone?) that had stories to them. It was a novel concept and my world was changed.

This brings us to today and what I think is the best modern romantic song of all time. What’s One Day in the Universe, you may ask? It’s a song by Machinae Supremacy from their 2010 album, A View from the End of the World. If I’ve understood correctly, this is a song about a young couple meeting online through a World of Warcraft videogame -like scenario. Why do I think this is the greatest love song of the modern age? I’m happy to tell you.

What all that romantic music has always lacked for me was a personal element. I was 15 years old when I met my first love online. He lived in a city nearly 800 km away from me. For the first few months, I didn’t even know what he looked like, but we had a connection nevertheless. There was freedom in the honesty you experience with a person when you don’t see their face – we understood each other because we weren't afraid to tell the truth. It was easy to be yourself when the other person might not even exist. But when you start to legitimately fall in love, you start wondering what the world would be like if you got one day together to see if it’s as good as it seems…

Wait, that sounds awfully similar to just about every lyric in One Day in the Universe. I’m not saying everyone will get it. Having a long-distance online romance is a pretty specific thing. You’ve either had one or you haven’t, and people who haven’t might not get it. But what this song has is a real, modern-day scenario, and pure, unadulterated truth. Have a look at some of these lines:

“Flash forward to nights online and by our screens/ Far apart, connected, ten thousand miles between/ We were born into fates far from each other/ Intersected in time by tech and wanting minds/ Both alone with the image shown/ So this space turns into our own secret place…”

“Would it even be like this if we met in life/ We can’t know for sure, but what about tonight?/ Never mind tomorrow, what about this moment?”

That is the perfect description of a young person experiencing online love for the first time in their life, and wondering if it’s too good to be true - especially for kids like me who had never really been in love or been loved before then. Words like, “Nothing R-rated first but something happened,” and “What you do is like music to my heart, and other parts,” are beautiful because they're true. It doesn’t gloss over the sexual aspects of youth, nor the pain or confusion in longing for someone you’re never really sure if you know or not. Do you dare to ruin it by bringing it into the real world, or is it better if it remains a fantasy left untouched?

To tell the truth, my first romance ended badly – worse than any romance since. But this song reminds me of everything good from that first year. Those nights online, staring at the screen, wishing with all our hearts that the other was beside us. Longing to see them or hold them just once. The agony of the first time we met – waiting by the window for his car to pull up. Would we really like each other as much in person? The joy on his face the first time I took his hand. Our first, nervous, awkward kiss, when neither of us dared to make the first move. The agony of him leaving, not knowing when I’d see him again. Those were the best moments of our relationship, and this song brings it all back with a fondness you wouldn’t think I could feel for a relationship that ended in fire and flames.

So why is this the greatest love song of today? Because it’s a modern story – these are real things that happen to real people in the 2000s with our technology; because it’s honest – it tells the truth about lust and love in a simple and realistic manner; and because on top of all that, it’s still well-written, poetic, and full of hope. You listen and you want these two to meet and be happy. There are a lot of stories with far better endings than mine. In fact, an American/Canadian couple I know are married now who met playing WoW. This is real, and it’s beautiful.

I’m not crying. Shut up.




Machinae Supremacy – One Day in the Universe


Happened face-to-face online though it took a while
Young and disconnected, just out to kill some time
Nothing R-rated first, then something happened
That defied any sense across this great divide
Something real, if only we…
But the space in between us we cannot erase

One day in the universe
What we do couldn't make it that much worse
Our time between the words
Wishing that we were
So you tell me, and you show me your meaning
What you do is like music to my heart
And other things

Flash forward to nights online and by our screens
Far apart, connected, ten thousand miles between
We were born into fates far from each other
Intersected in time by tech and wanting minds
Both alone with the image shown
So this space turns into our own secret place

One day in the universe
What we do couldn't make it that much worse
Our time between the words
Wishing that we were
So you tell me, and you show me while streaming
What you do is like music to my heart
And other parts

No one ever decided on what we were
Would it make it alright if we define the words?
But why should we even care about the haters out there?
Would it even be like this if we met in life?
We can't know for sure but what about tonight
Never mind tomorrow, what about this moment?
What are we gonna do now?
One day in the universe
What we do couldn't make it that much worse
Our time between the words
Wishing that we were
So you tell me, and you show me your leanings
What you do is like music to my heart
Among other things

One day in the universe
What we do couldn't make it that much worse
Our time between the words
Wishing that we were
So you tell me, and you show me while streaming
What you do is like music to my heart
Among other things

What about this moment?


Text: Amy Wiseman

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Celebrate Hel Rocks' First Anniversary (Finnish) - Mini-festari PRKL:ssä

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Hel Rocksin live minifestari: Go to Hel!

Hel Rocksin ensimmäisen syntymäpäivän kunniaksi järjestämme juhlat, ja juhlimme yhdessä samalla Helsingin lahjakkaan musiikkivalokuvaajan Marco Manzin syntymäpäivää. Hel Rocks ylpeänä esittää ensimmäisen live minifestarinsa: Go To Hel!

Illan pääesiintyjänä toimii Mustan Kuun Lapset. He soittavat vanhoja suosikkeja, sekä myös upouusia kappaleita ensimmäistä kertaa Helsingissä sitten vuoden 2007. Mukana on yhtyeen uusi basisti Ville Pelkonen.

Tapahtumassa nähdään myös yhtye Vorum, joka tulee soittamaan mielipuolista death metalliaan Ahvenanmaalta.

Eikä tässä vielä kaikki, mukana on myös old-­‐school thrash metallia soittava Malicious Death, joka kylvää tuhoa esiintymisellään.

Tapahtuman aloittaa ”Death Punk of War” ‐genren edustaja Nuclear Führer.

Konsertti:
MUSTAN KUUN LAPSET, Vorum, Malicious Death, Nuclear Führer
Pe 04.09.2015 PRKL Club, Helsinki
Ovet klo 22, ensimmäinen bändi klo 22.30
Liput: 13€ (sis. narikka) ovelta
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Mustan Kuun Lapset
Vorum Death
Malicious Death
Nuclear Uber Alles

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Nikky Holmes nikky@helrocks.com / Marco Manzi marco@helrocks.com

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For More Information Please Contact:
Nikky Holmes - Co‐Editor:
nikky@helrocks.com
+358 45 173 5757

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Friday, March 27, 2015

MUSICALYPSE - 2015 and Beyond!

To all our readers out there,

For anyone who’s been following this site over the years, you’ve probably noticed some changes. I’d like to take a moment to fill you in on what’s been happening with the site for the last five years or so – how it all began, what happened, and what the future looks like.

Musicalypse was founded some years ago by Jana Blomqvist and Cornelia Wickel, a couple of photographers who met on DeviantArt. Even though they didn’t exactly have the same taste in music, they ended up shooting a lot of the same bands and it turned out that they had similar ideas about photography and what a good quality concert shot should look like. Soon afterward, they discovered that they were both thinking about starting a website to post full reports from their shows and realized that it would be even better if they combined their efforts. There were two journalists who came on board immediately: Tanja Caciur and Victoria Maksimovic, whose names you’ll see on most of the reports starting from the site’s launch. There have been some guest photographers and writers from around Germany and Poland as well, who have come and gone from time to time.

But of course, as life goes on, things change. Cornelia, Tanja, and Victoria had to start focusing on their day jobs and didn’t have as much time to go to concerts. Jana got involved with Rumba and Kaaoszine, and since they wanted exclusive shots, she wasn’t able to update Musicalypse as actively as she once had. In the end, around 2010-2011, most of the girls were too busy with other things to keep the site going. Tanja kept us up-to-date with some festivals and whatnot, but for the most part, the site just stopped updating.

I stepped in at the end of 2012 to try my hand at writing reviews. I had been writing them for my own purposes for a while and Jana thought to give me a shot at writing for the site since no one else was around anymore to give the site content, and it was a shame to let something die that they had put so much time and effort into. My first show was Sabaton at The Circus at the end of 2012, and as you’ve hopefully noticed, I’ve been trying to keep the content somewhat consistent ever since.

But it was just me, and it’s hard to motivate yourself to work on a website when you’re on your own. I’ve been producing a fairly steady output of reviews since 2013 when I came on officially, but I just couldn’t find the time to put more effort in than that. I love writing album reviews, for example, but when I wasn’t motivated by anyone’s management, I couldn’t really be bothered. I’m a university student and I have a lot going on. Cornelia and Jana are still involved, the former acting as our content manager and the latter still shooting the occasional festival or club show from time to time. But in the end, it’s not a lot. Though my taste in music is pretty diverse, you won’t be seeing many (or any) black metal or thrash reviews from me because it’s not my thing.

Last year, I invited an old acquaintance to shoot the occasional gig, since she spends most of her time in the northern parts of the country, so between us we were able to cover more shows and festivals. Lene L. has been photographing gigs around Tampere and Seinäjoki for the last year or so for us as a guest photographer.

With only one person actively writing and one guest photographer, it might not seem like the site has a great prognosis for the future. However, Lene recently asked if she could interview one of the members of Arion, and as I hope you’ve seen, she did an absolutely phenomenal job of it. I also hope you’ve been enjoying her photography because after the interview, I asked her if she wanted to join on as the head photographer, and she accepted. This means the site is no longer being held up by my shoulders alone. I’m very excited to have her on board.

So what is in store for 2015 then? Lene and I are going to try and get more involved in the music scene and hopefully get the site more active again! This year we’d like to be able to update the site a bit, but mainly, we’re hoping to get things going again:
On our FACEBOOK page, we’re trying to stay up-to-date with new releases!
Our TWITTER account has been reactivated as well, which Lene is taking over!
I’ve also been working on reorganizing the PHOTO GALLERY as well, to arrange songs by year instead of alphabetically, and to separate and group festivals together (though there have been a few bugs we need to deal with).
Cornelia added a REVIEWS section for albums and yearly summaries. We’ll also try to make sure the Reports & Interviews section is kept more up-to-date.
And lastly, we’re going to try and do more album reviews and interviews again! In case you’ve missed them, you can check out our interviews with THE BEARDS and IIVO KAIPAINEN from ARION, and stay tuned in the next week or so for DEVIN TOWNSEND!

The future is looking bright for Musicalypse, and who knows, if the next year goes well, we might ask if any of you want to join the team to help bring Musicalypse back!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Songs To Crack Your Christmas

Holidays have already kicked our doors open and stepped in. Christmas starts tomorrow and I sure hope you have managed to buy tons of useless stuff for your loved ones, while nearly overdrafting your account. I know I did.

Although winter holidays are the time of joy, what usually precedes it is the time of horror and loathing. It’s when all the idiots and retards of your city gather exactly in the same mall where you go to do your holiday shopping and suck the life out of you for at least a couple of hours if not more. As if the crowds and your post-shopping-account-statement wasn’t enough, the last drop usually comes with Christmas pop hits. Year to year we are being slain by the likes of Wham! and Mariah Carey with more and more singers joining this torture fest. Whatever corner of the world you live in, if you celebrate Christmas there, I am sure that your local artists also have done their fair share to make your holidays nightmare complete.

A few days ago when I heard George Michael telling the world for what was probably the 82873674364th time how last Christmas he gave some dude his heart, I started to regret that I left my flame thrower at home. George, I hope that when you die, they will send you to Hell, where you will listen to Watain forever…

However, I digress. The ear-slaughter coming out of speakers in the mall got me thinking – what cool Christmas metal songs do we have out there? I know that waaay too many bands have done covers of Christmas carols in many different languages, so that doesn’t count. What I was looking for was the original stuff, specifically written for Christmas. Some songs came to my mind right away, some required a little research, some just sucked George Michael’s balls, so I skipped them. Anyways, ladies & metalheads, hereby I present you my findings.

1. Corey Taylor – X-M@$

The first song that I instantly thought of was a recent Christmas contribution from an all around Mr. Awesome in Metal – Corey Taylor. Maybe that’s not the kind of song you’d want your kids to sing in school, but it’s entertaining and by all means reflects the holiday spirit.



2. King Diamond – No Presents For Christmas

Of course we had to go down in history and pick up one of the most influential Christmas compositions in metal. It’s no Christmas without King Diamond. (Frankly, it’s no metal without King Diamond, too).



3. South Park – Christmas Time In Hell

I can very well see kids dancing around the xmas tree to this one. Surely most of them know it by now anyways.



4. Wednesday 13 – Buried By Christmas

Except being a kick-ass lyricist in general, Wednesday 13 writes the best songs about whatever holidays. He already holds #1 spot for my favourite Valentine’s Day song, which I will present you on the occasion. But he also wrote a smashing Christmas song!



5. Steel Panther – Sexy Santa

For the kinky in you ;)



6. Twisted Sister – Heavy Metal Christmas

Even though musically this is a cover, they changed the lyrics, so now it’s twisted!




7. Lemmy Kilmister – Run Rudolph Run

I know this list was meant to be made of original songs, but there are 2 covers done by the greatest of people which I simply cannot pass by. Here is the first one.



8. Alice Cooper – Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

… and here is the second one. Alice would make the best Santa ever in the history of Santas!



This list could be quite long. There is, of course, Venom with their “Black Christmas”, there’s AC/DC and “Mistress For Christmas” and so on. Personally, I would love to hear Christmas songs done by Mike Patton or Turbonegro… maybe some day, when I’ll be good :)

The point of this is the following: if those songs were played in malls, idiots would all die in horror and Christmas shopping would become a genuinely pleasant experience.

Feel free to share your favourite Christmas songs with us!
And, most importantly… MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!


Proud to be loud.
-Tanja